Mom was due to give birth in two weeks. She went to the bathroom. Surprise!: She delivered her baby boy in her toilet. // WHAT DO YOU CALL THAT? A NUMBER 3? Helllllooooooo! // DAMN, SHE WORKED ON THAT THING WITH A PLUNGER FOR OVER AN HOUR (sick) // NAME OF THE BABY: "JOHN" // OH LOOK, THE POD PRODUCED ANOTHER CITADEL BROADCASTING CEO // i'm starting to run out now ....... // IF SHE DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS COMING OUT, THEN DID SHE KNOW WHEN IT WAS GOING IN? // THE DINGO ATE THE BABY ..... // THAT'S THE ONE IN THE MIDDLE? DAMN THIS KIDS GROW UP FAST .....
alright, you're turn ....
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THATS A GOOD ONE RICH BOY WHATS NEXT LOVE IT THE MAX GRAND BLANC
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