Monday, March 21, 2011

Whackos in the News


Colorado's state House of Representatives --  Recently, 2 state reps got into it with each other out on the floor.  //   CAGE MATCH, BITCHES!!!! //  Rep. Bill Cadman called an amendment proposed by Rep. Val Vigil "garbage." When Vigil said Cadman was garbage, Cadman said if Vigil ever said that again, "I'll ram my fist up your ass." //  YEP, ONLY THE FINEST POLITICIANS MONEY CAN BUY ....


Drunken Victims Slept through Stabbing!!!  Three people were stabbed in a Scottsdale apartment, but two were so drunk they slept through it!!   //  WTF?!?  //   Police said a Hispanic man broke into a woman's apartment around 3 a.m. Saturday.   The man stabbed the 22-year-old woman in the stomach before stabbing two men, ages 22 and 24, who were sleeping on the living room couch.   Officers said the men had drunk so much alcohol that night that they slept through the attack.   //  THEY MUSTA' DRANK SOME OF THAT NEW KID ROCK 'RED STAG' I TOLD YOU ABOUT!!!   WOW  //  Police think they’ve made the connection.  Cops said that three Hispanic men had been working on a car stereo in the parking lot of the complex earlier in the week. The man said he had gotten into a shouting match with them because their music was too loud.   The Mexican men were staying at one of the apartments but that after the attack, they fled to Mexico.// AT LEAST THEY'RE GOING IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION.  OUT!


A FOOT NIPPLE PLEASE.  No this is not a name for an exotic new bar drink.  A 22-year-old woman sought medical care for a a well-formed nipple on her foot.  It kinda looks like a mole, but doctors say it is an actual nipple.  Surrounded by areola. Clinical and histopathologic findings were consistent with the diagnosis of supernumerary breast tissue. To our knowledge, this is the first report of breast tissue on the foot.  Doctors say nipples can pop up all over the place, including the face, back, and thigh (and foot, obviously). They can be functionally complete, and can even lactate. //  SO THERE REALLY IS SOMETHING TO THOSE TOE SUCKER CREEPY PEOPLE WHO LIKE FEET.

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