Thursday, March 17, 2011

Whackos in the News 3-17-11

First - Happy St Pat's to ya'!!!!!

Some Whackos to make the world a better place to live ; )

Malaysian police say they have recovered about 700,000 condoms that were stolen while being shipped to Japan two months ago.  //  WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH 3/4 MILLION "PLASTIC SOCKS?"   //  AH, ANOTHER CHARLIE SHEEN DELIVERY.  GOT IT 

SALISBURY - Using a high-pitched voice, television host Dr. Phil warned 21-year-old Rowan County resident Richard Blanscet that an alien invasion had begun near his home off Scout Road.
Anxious to save the life of his girlfriend, Blanscet left his home in his father's 1997 Jaguar XK8 and went to "rescue" her.  At least that's the story Blanscet told investigators after he crashed the Jaguar several times, while fleeing from deputies at speeds greater than 100 miles an hour.  Blanscet told deputies he had been smoking a "legal form of marijuana" called "Wicked X Herbal Smoke" when he had the dire warning from Dr. Phil.  The deputy's account is somewhat different. //  OH, I'M SURE IT IS .....

Gang Of Feral Cats 'The Size Of Dogs' Terrorizes Australian Neighborhood

THERE'S A WHOLE BUNCH OF CRAZY PUSSY ON THE LOOSE!!!    Shoot!!!!   Save Yourself from the crazy kitty !!!!
BRISBANE, Australia - A gang of feral cats "the size of dogs" has been terrorizing a neighborhood in the Australian city of Brisbane for more than a year, the City South News reported Thursday.  //  TERRORIZED?   REALLY?  LIKE AS IN TERRORIST?   YOU CAN'T DEFEND AGAINST A CAT?  WITH A COUPLE OF OF MICHAEL VICKS DOGS?
Residents in the suburb of Moorooka say they have been scratched, bitten, hissed at and intimidated several times by the feral felines.  Marlene Jans was taking her five-month-old fox terrier for a walk last Monday when two of the huge cats attacked.  "I was crossing the road, it was dark and I couldn't see them," Jans said. "Then, bam! One came at my dog, one came at me. One was biting my leg. I went for my dog because she was screaming.   The local council said it is taking steps to have the cats rounded up.
NO SHIAT!!!!   CAT HERDING!!!   SIGN ME UP!
Michael Vick's Cat ?



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