Talk about a pushy sales pitch. Police in Lincolnton, North Carolina arrested 26-year-old Nicole Scarpone after she forced her way into an apartment and demanded three men inside pay her 10 bucks to have sex with her. After repeatedly knocking, Scarpone managed to worm her way in and then claimed the men owed her 100 dollars. Scarpone claimed she had been in the residence before to have sex, although no one asked her to come over in this instance. Cops say she dropped by in the hopes of making a few bucks. /// PROOF THE ECONOMY IS IMPROVING! ~ rich
A Russian wife bit off her husbands' penis after she discovered him and HER best friend naked in bed together. .. HEY, WE ALL NEED MORE FRIENDS LIKE THAT, RIGHT?! // The 36-year-old wife has been sentenced to two years in jail for the crime. Katya Kharitovonova and her hubby, Mikhail, invited her friend, Liza Dmitriyeva, over for dinner, but Katya fell asleep during the evening, at which point Mikhail and Liza took off their clothes and helped themselves to some dessert // BETTER THAN SEX CAKE?!? // . Katya woke up to find them going at it, so she hit Liza in the head and chomped down on Mikhail's manly appendage. Being the caring wife she is, however, she called an ambulance to take him to the hospital.// YEAH, SHE REALIZED THAT WAS LIKE CUTTING OFF HER NOSE TO SPITE HER FACE! ~ rich
THE UNITED STATES IS RECEIVING OFFERS OF HELP FROM OTHER COUNTRIES IN THE WAR WITH IRAQ. In Morocco, a published report says that their government has offered to help by providing Allies 2,000 monkeys trained in detonating land mines. // I WAS THINKING THE RECENTLY DEPARTED MEMBERS OF CONGRESS WOULD ALSO WORK ~ rich
MORE PROBLEMS WITH INTERNET DATING!! A couple met on the internet in Nepal. After extensive “dating” on the net, the man claimed he was in love with the woman – even though he never had met her or seen a picture of her. They hooked up in real time, she rejected him and he hacked her to death and then tried to take his own life!! // ALRIGHTY THEN ... NOW BACK TO FACEBOOK ....~ rich
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