Jehovah's Witnesses profess their religion everywhere. Recently in the news, there have some stories about a small faction that decide to also test their faith by preaching to non-believers - in traffic. On the highway. Last October, one of these geniuses decided to venture onto Interstate 55 and witness to the passerby. While trying to direct traffic to Jehovah, she was tragically struck and killed.
Not Cut Out for a Life of Crime: (1) Earmon Wilson, 44, walked in to police headquarters in Buffalo, N.Y., in January and confessed to two burglaries at his apartment house, even though he wasn't a suspect; he said his conscience was bothering him, which is also what he said in October 1994 when he unsolicitedly turned himself in for robbing a Buffalo bank.
DUMB, DUMB BANK ROBBERS!! Lisbon, Portugal - A 46 year old guy yelled "This is a robbery!" The bank customers were not terribly impressed seeing his only weapon was - a tree branch. They tackled the idiot, kicked his ass and held him for police.
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