The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
The economy is so bad that when I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
The economy is so bad that CEOs are now playing miniature golf.
The economy is so bad that if the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you need to call them and ask if they meant you or them.
The economy is so bad that Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
The economy is so bad that McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
The economy is so bad that parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
The economy is so bad that a truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .
The economy is so bad that Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
The economy is so bad that Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
The economy is so bad that the Mafia is laying off judges.
The economy is so bad that Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
And finally...
When Congress said they were looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal, I thought, "Oh Great; the guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $14 trillion disappear!"
2 comments:
Great shit the only thing this country is good for is DOOM AND GLOOM. Shit i cant afford to die they might try selling my wore out body parts for the death tax!!!!
Why wait till then...sell them off yourself!
Black Market even...its like that...make a profit before you see the prophet!
I'm just saying...now that's America! Land of Opportunity !!!!!
Eat that IRS...find a frickn tax for presold body parts...probably line sick of itemized deductions or Profit & Loss Statement...new tax laws for 2012....
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