Classic Comedy

oldie, but goodie ...

Book Report-Too funny!!!
Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books,
'Titanic' and 'My  Life' by Bill Clinton .

One student turned in the following book report,
With the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!

His cool teacher gave him an A+ for this report.

Titanic: .... Cost - $29.99
Clinton: .... Cost - $29.99

Titanic: ..... Over 3 hours to read
Clinton: .... Over 3 hours to read

Titanic: .... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton: .... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

Titanic: .... Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton: .... Bill is a bullshit artist.

Titanic: .... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton: .... Ditto for Bill.

Titanic: .... During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton: .... Ditto for Monica.

Titanic: .... Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton: .... Let's not go there.

Titanic: .... Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton: .... Monica' s forced to return her gifts.

Titanic: .... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton: .... Clinton doesn't remember Jack.

Titanic: .... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton: .... Monica.. ooh, let's not go there, either.

Titanic: .... Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton: .... Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thing