Thursday, February 17, 2011

The Joker ... a smoker ... a midnight toker ....

Three hour lecture

An elderly man is stopped by the police around 1 a.m. and is asked where he

is going at that time of night.

The man replies, I am going to a three hour lecture about alcohol abuse and

the effects it has on the human body and family life.

The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that kind of lecture at this

time of night?"

The man replies, "My wife".

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