WHACKOS IN THE NEWS II

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Once again, we're reminded just how important underwear is. James Thompson, who was arrested Saturday in Anderson, South Carolina for exposing his genitals, blamed the accident on a combination of his shirt getting caught in his zipper and his failure to wear underpants. The 35-five-year-old man claimed his plumbing was visible because he doesn't wear underwear. He told the judge, quote, "My shirt got stuck in my zipper. I don't wear drawers. When I tried to put it back, it was too late." The judge was unsympathetic. He ordered Thompson to pay a 465 dollar fine or spend 30 days in jail. He also reminded him to either wear pants with a better zipper, or wear underpants.

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AUSTRALIAN military police are hunting for a well endowed serial flasher nicknamed "Donkey Dong" who is terrorising underwear salespeople. The supposedly well-endowed flasher, who wears army uniform, has been labelled "Donkey Dong" by some city retailers.  Several clothing and sporting retail outlets in the Mitchell Centre have been targeted over the past six months by the unidentified pervert, who calls shop assistants into the change room to see if his tight underwear "fits".  "He has been in here four times and apparently he always tries on the same pair of red undies. I didn't really know what to say when he asked me if I thought they fitted him.  "It looks real and it's so big, it winds all the way down his leg and I wasn't sure what to do so I just went and got him a bigger pair.  "He got really nervous and was peeking out from the curtain.  "We call him Donkey Dong in here. He never buys anything and walks out saying that everything in the shop is too small for him."  Another favourite form of clothing for the serial flasher is bicycle pants, which reveal him in all his glory.  One retailer who outfitted the man with a pair of bicycle pants recently said he revealed himself to her. After getting a good look, she believes the serial flasher may be using a stocking to fake his credentials.  "It fell out of his pants and he said, `That's so embarrassing, it happens all the time'," she said.