Monday, February 28, 2011
I apologize for this one
Redneck Birth Control .... i'm sorry .... Ron sent this .... he made me post it ....
Patty and Jerry - I respect your opinion. This one was a bit much when it hit you in the face, so I moved it to my offended page. I am not a prude either, but this one - ALTHOUGH HYTERICAL - is almost off the edge of PG to R, where I won't go on the blog.
Thank you!
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Patty and Jerry - I respect your opinion. This one was a bit much when it hit you in the face, so I moved it to my offended page. I am not a prude either, but this one - ALTHOUGH HYTERICAL - is almost off the edge of PG to R, where I won't go on the blog.
Thank you!
redirected to the "offended page" on my main web site
Best Joke .....
The Best Joke In 2010
George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.
Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.
Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a check.
Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.
When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA so cheaply. The devil smiles and replies, "Since Obama took over, the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call."
George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.
Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.
Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a check.
Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.
When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA so cheaply. The devil smiles and replies, "Since Obama took over, the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call."
For The Ladies
sorry guys - this one ain't for us ...
40 years of marriage..
A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'
The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.
The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.
The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.
So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!...the husband became 92 years old.
The moral of this story:
Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female.....
40 years of marriage..
A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'
The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.
The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.
The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.
So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!...the husband became 92 years old.
The moral of this story:
Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female.....
Sunday, February 27, 2011
Hero
You're a 19 year old kid.
You're critically wounded and dying in the jungle somewhere in the Central Highlands of Viet Nam .
It's November 11, 1967.
LZ (landing zone) X-ray.
Your unit is outnumbered 8-1 and the enemy fire is so intense from 100 yards away, that your CO (commanding officer) has ordered the MedEvac helicopters to stop coming in.
You're lying there, listening to the enemy machine guns and you know you're not getting out.
Your family is half way around the world, 12,000 miles away, and you'll never see them again.
As the world starts to fade in and out, you know this is the day.
Then - over the machine gun noise - you faintly hear that sound of a helicopter.
You look up to see a Huey coming in. But.. It doesn't seem real because no MedEvac markings are on it.
Captain Ed Freeman is coming in for you.
He's not MedEvac so it's not his job, but he heard the radio call and decided he's flying his Huey down into the machine gun fire anyway.
Even after the MedEvacs were ordered not to come. He's coming anyway.
And he drops it in and sits there in the machine gun fire, as they load 3 of you at a time on board.
Then he flies you up and out through the gunfire to the doctors and nurses and safety.
And, he kept coming back!! 13 more times!!
Until all the wounded were out. No one knew until the mission was over that the Captain had been hit 4 times in the legs and left arm.
He took 29 of you and your buddies out that day. Some would not have made it without the Captain and his Huey.
Medal of Honor Recipient, Captain Ed Freeman, United States Air Force, died last Wednesday at the age of 70, in Boise , Idaho
May God Bless and Rest His Soul.
I bet you didn't hear about this hero's passing, but we've sure seen a whole bunch about Lindsay Lohan, Tiger Woods and the bickering of congress over Health Reform.
Medal of Honor Winner Captain Ed Freeman
You're critically wounded and dying in the jungle somewhere in the Central Highlands of Viet Nam .
It's November 11, 1967.
LZ (landing zone) X-ray.
Your unit is outnumbered 8-1 and the enemy fire is so intense from 100 yards away, that your CO (commanding officer) has ordered the MedEvac helicopters to stop coming in.
You're lying there, listening to the enemy machine guns and you know you're not getting out.
Your family is half way around the world, 12,000 miles away, and you'll never see them again.
As the world starts to fade in and out, you know this is the day.
Then - over the machine gun noise - you faintly hear that sound of a helicopter.
You look up to see a Huey coming in. But.. It doesn't seem real because no MedEvac markings are on it.
Captain Ed Freeman is coming in for you.
He's not MedEvac so it's not his job, but he heard the radio call and decided he's flying his Huey down into the machine gun fire anyway.
Even after the MedEvacs were ordered not to come. He's coming anyway.
And he drops it in and sits there in the machine gun fire, as they load 3 of you at a time on board.
Then he flies you up and out through the gunfire to the doctors and nurses and safety.
And, he kept coming back!! 13 more times!!
Until all the wounded were out. No one knew until the mission was over that the Captain had been hit 4 times in the legs and left arm.
He took 29 of you and your buddies out that day. Some would not have made it without the Captain and his Huey.
Medal of Honor Recipient, Captain Ed Freeman, United States Air Force, died last Wednesday at the age of 70, in Boise , Idaho
May God Bless and Rest His Soul.
I bet you didn't hear about this hero's passing, but we've sure seen a whole bunch about Lindsay Lohan, Tiger Woods and the bickering of congress over Health Reform.
Medal of Honor Winner Captain Ed Freeman
Camping Crapper
This is for the misses who wants the Hotel and you want the woods. What a happy compromise!!
Scottish Compassion
Subject: SCOTTISH COMPASSION
A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs. Three women, from England, Wales, and Scotland, were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man. The English woman said "Have you ever had a hug?" The man said "No," so she gave him a hug and walked on. The Welsh woman said, "Have you ever had a kiss?" The man said, "No," so she gave him a kiss and walked on. The Scottish woman came to him and said, "'Ave ya ever been fooked, laddie?" The man broke into a big smile and said, "No". She said, "Aye, ya will be when the tide comes in."
A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs. Three women, from England, Wales, and Scotland, were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man. The English woman said "Have you ever had a hug?" The man said "No," so she gave him a hug and walked on. The Welsh woman said, "Have you ever had a kiss?" The man said, "No," so she gave him a kiss and walked on. The Scottish woman came to him and said, "'Ave ya ever been fooked, laddie?" The man broke into a big smile and said, "No". She said, "Aye, ya will be when the tide comes in."
Mangement Lessons for Monday
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.' 'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk.. 'I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world..' Poof! She's gone. 'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas, and the love of my life.' Poof! He's gone. 'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.'
Moral of the story:
Always let your boss have the first say.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?' The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.' So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Moral of the story:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++
A turkey was chatting with a bull. 'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.' 'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. It's full of nutrients.' The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
Moral of the story:
Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there...
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Moral of the story:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!
Moral of the story:
Always let your boss have the first say.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?' The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.' So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Moral of the story:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++
A turkey was chatting with a bull. 'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.' 'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. It's full of nutrients.' The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
Moral of the story:
Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there...
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Moral of the story:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!
Friday, February 25, 2011
Who cares if you're gay - if there ain't no country
What do you make of this? Unbelievable. Who gives a rats ass if your gay, lesbian, pink, green ... WHATEVER ... you do your job in the military.
So now we're going to continue to experiment with the military - ON THE BATTLEFIELD - for politically correct sensitivity training bullshit! Yeah Buddy. That should be the focus of the defenders of our Republic.
Your thoughts?
Combat troops to get gay sensitivity training
New policy OK’d for battlefield
The Washington Times
American combat troops will get sensitivity training directly on the battlefield about the military’s new policy on gays instead of waiting until they return to home base in the United States, the senior enlisted man in Afghanistan said Thursday.
The Pentagon is launching an extensive force-wide program to ease the process of integrating open homosexuals into the ranks, including into close-knit fighting units.
Army Command Sgt. Maj. Marvin Hill, the top enlisted man in Afghanistan where 100,000 U.S. troops are deployed, said that the sessions on respecting gays’ rights will go right down to the forward operating bases, where troops fight Taliban militants.
“I have heard about the training that will be forthcoming to the battlefield,” Sgt. Hill told Pentagon reporters via a teleconference from Kabul.
“We will take our directions from the Department of Defense, from the secretary of defense, the chairman, as well as the service chiefs of each service. Our plan is to take their direction, and we’re going to execute that training right here on the battlefield.”
No unit is exempted, he said.
“Our goal is to not allow a unit to return to home station and have the unit responsible for that,” he said. “While we own those soldiers, sailors, airmen and Marines, we’re going to execute that training on the ground. We hope that it will have little impact on their combat and security operations here.”
President Obama signed a bill in December to repeal the ban, called “don’t ask, don’t tell,” which required gay troops to hide their sexuality. However, the ban will stay in effect until the secretary of defense certifies that repeal of the policy will not hurt combat readiness.
Elaine Donnelly, who heads the Center for Military Readiness, said it is “ridiculous” to train combat Army soldiers and Marines as they are engage in daily combat with tenacious insurgents.
“It’s absurd because the military has more important things to think about in that dangerous part of the world,” she said. “For the administration to say this is more important than even with the troops we’re trying to train in that part of the world, I think it shows flawed priorities at best. It is ridiculous.”
So now we're going to continue to experiment with the military - ON THE BATTLEFIELD - for politically correct sensitivity training bullshit! Yeah Buddy. That should be the focus of the defenders of our Republic.
Your thoughts?
Combat troops to get gay sensitivity training
New policy OK’d for battlefield
The Washington Times
American combat troops will get sensitivity training directly on the battlefield about the military’s new policy on gays instead of waiting until they return to home base in the United States, the senior enlisted man in Afghanistan said Thursday.
The Pentagon is launching an extensive force-wide program to ease the process of integrating open homosexuals into the ranks, including into close-knit fighting units.
Army Command Sgt. Maj. Marvin Hill, the top enlisted man in Afghanistan where 100,000 U.S. troops are deployed, said that the sessions on respecting gays’ rights will go right down to the forward operating bases, where troops fight Taliban militants.
“I have heard about the training that will be forthcoming to the battlefield,” Sgt. Hill told Pentagon reporters via a teleconference from Kabul.
“We will take our directions from the Department of Defense, from the secretary of defense, the chairman, as well as the service chiefs of each service. Our plan is to take their direction, and we’re going to execute that training right here on the battlefield.”
No unit is exempted, he said.
“Our goal is to not allow a unit to return to home station and have the unit responsible for that,” he said. “While we own those soldiers, sailors, airmen and Marines, we’re going to execute that training on the ground. We hope that it will have little impact on their combat and security operations here.”
President Obama signed a bill in December to repeal the ban, called “don’t ask, don’t tell,” which required gay troops to hide their sexuality. However, the ban will stay in effect until the secretary of defense certifies that repeal of the policy will not hurt combat readiness.
Elaine Donnelly, who heads the Center for Military Readiness, said it is “ridiculous” to train combat Army soldiers and Marines as they are engage in daily combat with tenacious insurgents.
“It’s absurd because the military has more important things to think about in that dangerous part of the world,” she said. “For the administration to say this is more important than even with the troops we’re trying to train in that part of the world, I think it shows flawed priorities at best. It is ridiculous.”
WHACKOS!!! This is FRACKED UP
I Call him the Shi**er Spitter ....
(from AllAccess)
A postal worker in Colorado is accused of spitting his own feces on a police officer after his arrest for DUI. I'll let you roll that around in your head there for a second. Yes, the word "spitting" is accurate. He was taken in for a formal breath test, he asked to use the bathroom, and when he emerged, he had something in his mouth, which he then forcefully spit on the cop. Yes, he did that. When you're three times over the BAC limit, I suppose spitting your own poop must seem like a good idea. (Durango Herald)
(from AllAccess)
A postal worker in Colorado is accused of spitting his own feces on a police officer after his arrest for DUI. I'll let you roll that around in your head there for a second. Yes, the word "spitting" is accurate. He was taken in for a formal breath test, he asked to use the bathroom, and when he emerged, he had something in his mouth, which he then forcefully spit on the cop. Yes, he did that. When you're three times over the BAC limit, I suppose spitting your own poop must seem like a good idea. (Durango Herald)
Classic Comedy
oldie, but goodie ...
Book Report-Too funny!!!
Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books,
'Titanic' and 'My Life' by Bill Clinton .
One student turned in the following book report,
With the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!
His cool teacher gave him an A+ for this report.
Titanic: .... Cost - $29.99
Clinton: .... Cost - $29.99
Titanic: ..... Over 3 hours to read
Clinton: .... Over 3 hours to read
Titanic: .... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton: .... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Titanic: .... Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton: .... Bill is a bullshit artist.
Titanic: .... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton: .... Ditto for Bill.
Titanic: .... During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton: .... Ditto for Monica.
Titanic: .... Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton: .... Let's not go there.
Titanic: .... Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton: .... Monica' s forced to return her gifts.
Titanic: .... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton: .... Clinton doesn't remember Jack.
Titanic: .... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton: .... Monica.. ooh, let's not go there, either.
Titanic: .... Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton: .... Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thing
Book Report-Too funny!!!
Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books,
'Titanic' and 'My Life' by Bill Clinton .
One student turned in the following book report,
With the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!
His cool teacher gave him an A+ for this report.
Titanic: .... Cost - $29.99
Clinton: .... Cost - $29.99
Titanic: ..... Over 3 hours to read
Clinton: .... Over 3 hours to read
Titanic: .... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton: .... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Titanic: .... Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton: .... Bill is a bullshit artist.
Titanic: .... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton: .... Ditto for Bill.
Titanic: .... During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton: .... Ditto for Monica.
Titanic: .... Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton: .... Let's not go there.
Titanic: .... Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton: .... Monica' s forced to return her gifts.
Titanic: .... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton: .... Clinton doesn't remember Jack.
Titanic: .... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton: .... Monica.. ooh, let's not go there, either.
Titanic: .... Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton: .... Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thing
M.F.D.D. - Mothers For Drunk Diapering
another actual vintage ad - thanks Ron. Drink Up, Moms! The little sh*ts are gettin on your nerves!
Thursday, February 24, 2011
...Good Night Chet ...
That's it! Last Post of the day. I am DYING!!! This is so last weekend. ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, Love ya Karen for sending this!!! /// HEY, at least somebody else knows Carmen (Christian Artist) ... I don't feel so alone now ... Check this out!!!!!!!
Please leave your comments .... too, too funny!!
Please leave your comments .... too, too funny!!
Representative Democracy
Recall them, Fire them, Fine them, Charge them for all costs involved in making them come to work ....
? part-time legislature ?
MADISON, Wis. – Wisconsin state troopers were dispatched Thursday to try to find at least one of the 14 Senate Democrats who have been on the run for eight days to delay a vote on Republican Gov. Scott Walker's proposal to strip collective bargaining rights from nearly all public employees.
Meanwhile, the state Assembly appeared close to voting on the union rights bill after two days of filibustering the measure with a blizzard of amendments. Democrats reached an early morning deal after 43 hours of debate to limit the number of remaining amendments and time spent on each.
Troopers went to multiple homes Thursday morning hoping to find at least one of the 14 Democrats, some of whom were rumored to have made short trips home to pick up clothes and other necessities before again fleeing the state. But they came up empty handed, Senate Sergeant at Arms Ted Blazel said.
? part-time legislature ?
MADISON, Wis. – Wisconsin state troopers were dispatched Thursday to try to find at least one of the 14 Senate Democrats who have been on the run for eight days to delay a vote on Republican Gov. Scott Walker's proposal to strip collective bargaining rights from nearly all public employees.
Meanwhile, the state Assembly appeared close to voting on the union rights bill after two days of filibustering the measure with a blizzard of amendments. Democrats reached an early morning deal after 43 hours of debate to limit the number of remaining amendments and time spent on each.
Troopers went to multiple homes Thursday morning hoping to find at least one of the 14 Democrats, some of whom were rumored to have made short trips home to pick up clothes and other necessities before again fleeing the state. But they came up empty handed, Senate Sergeant at Arms Ted Blazel said.
Union Goon
Sent in by Obama's Tards, no doubt.
Thanks Claude for the lead ...
Want to see why the Teacher Union needs go? Watch the movie "Waiting for Superman!" Honest to God. Hollywood takes on the left. May have had their day, but it's lights out. Go to China. Please! Organize them and raise their standard of living. Then they won't sell us their garbage for half the price. Good luck getting past the Commies ...
Thanks Claude for the lead ...
Want to see why the Teacher Union needs go? Watch the movie "Waiting for Superman!" Honest to God. Hollywood takes on the left. May have had their day, but it's lights out. Go to China. Please! Organize them and raise their standard of living. Then they won't sell us their garbage for half the price. Good luck getting past the Commies ...
Fight your Property Taxes
I know it's a little dated, but the information is relevant.
Appealing Your Property Tax
Folks, I don't know where you live; there may be a closer location, but you need to check this out!
Michigan Campaign For Liberty Region 11 team
Presents
Appealing Your Property Tax
If All Government is Local, It's Not Just a Right... It's Your Duty!
Guest Speaker: Jerry Vorva Real Estate Broker & former State House Representative
Your new property tax assessment is coming this month. Many properties are being assessed at least 20% higher than the home's true market value.
Jerry will explain how Michigan homeowners are being taken advantage of by local governments inaccurately assessing their property taxes. This presentation will also show how you can fight back using the appeals process to potentially reduce your property tax.
During a time when home values are falling and individuals are hard pressed financially, it is imperative we take action. We have an opportunity to show politicians we will not tolerate ANY government's financial assault on the taxpayer.
Our guest speaker is Jerry Vorva, one of Michigan's best educated and most knowledgeable real estate professionals. During his service as State Representative, Jerry wrote some of Michigan's real estate laws. He is also a leader in a current legal battle to force governments to respect taxpayers' rights.
Please Invite Your Friends & Neighbors
Join Us:
Tuesday, February 22
7:00 PM Canton Administrative Building - Freedom Room
1150 South Canton Center Rd. Canton Click for Google Map
In Liberty,
The Region 11 Campaign for Liberty Team George Loudon & Melanie Collingsworth, Coordinators Estelle Oliansky, Secretary Mike Oliansky, Treasurer
Visit our website at: www.mic4l.com
Another sign of the Apocalypse
"...white bitch... white bitch ... white bitch ..." BANG! I'm surprised humanity hasn't self-destructed.
Another Live episode of Jerry Springer ..... notice how the man is letting the woman take the abuse. Do you think he shoulda popped her? Hey, where's Clint Eastwood?
Another Live episode of Jerry Springer ..... notice how the man is letting the woman take the abuse. Do you think he shoulda popped her? Hey, where's Clint Eastwood?
What is in YOUR blog?
Well, heck, we just gotta spend MORE. When in a vast, dark and endless pit - the answer is to KEEP DIGGING!! What is in YOUR blog? Comments?
Congress‘ chief scorekeeper has again raised the cost estimate of President Obama‘s two-year-old economic-stimulus program, calculating it will end up costing taxpayers $821 billion — or $34 billion more than originally projected.
And the economic boost from the added government spending is beginning to wear off, the nonpartisan Congressional Budget Office said in a new report Wednesday. The CBO said that in the final three months of 2010, the stimulus was paying to keep between 1.3 million and 3.5 million people in jobs, both down from the peak recorded in the prior three-month period.
The drop was expected, since the biggest chunk of stimulus money was spent out during fiscal year 2010, which ended Sept. 30.
Congress‘ chief scorekeeper has again raised the cost estimate of President Obama‘s two-year-old economic-stimulus program, calculating it will end up costing taxpayers $821 billion — or $34 billion more than originally projected.
And the economic boost from the added government spending is beginning to wear off, the nonpartisan Congressional Budget Office said in a new report Wednesday. The CBO said that in the final three months of 2010, the stimulus was paying to keep between 1.3 million and 3.5 million people in jobs, both down from the peak recorded in the prior three-month period.
The drop was expected, since the biggest chunk of stimulus money was spent out during fiscal year 2010, which ended Sept. 30.
Wednesday, February 23, 2011
Two Fall Out of RollerCoaster
Alright, Dennis sent this ... I feel almost like Uncle Pervy posting this. It's more amusing, than TITILATING ... but whatever ....
A Listener Once Said .....
Neat email from "Jim" today that I wanted to share:
Hello Rich,
I used to listen to your show. I will be honest with you. I loved your context but really didn't care for your two cents worth that you often put with it. I kind of felt like I was listening to someone else's show as an outsider because I know a lot of people really like hearing your thoughts too. I listened to it as much as I could. I even had a pre programmed button in my car for your show. I never listen to that station after you were off the air. Now when they switched programs I was kind of happy because now we can get all the good stuff and a DJ that doesn't state the obvious. How wrong I was. That new format sucks BIG. I can't even listen to any of it. I love Deb, but it is an empty show. At least your show had character. Now you have to realize that I listen to Detroit stations mainly Drew & Mike, so it is hard for anyone else to pop in and do justice like they do. But at least you had me listening, now I don't even try to listen. If anyone picks you up, and they would be smart to do so, please let us know so we can do something with that extra preset button on our radios. I didn't know how much you meant to me till you were gone. I do miss you and waiting for your return.
Thanks, and I am sorry.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Jim,
Part of my job is to be outrageous – to get a reaction from people. I may go a little too far at times, but I don’t even always take myself too seriously. I always said I’d rather be remembered than not.
You are very gracious to say all those nice things. I’ll be sure to get back on the air soon – so I can fire ya back up again!!!
Thank you so much!
Rich
Fast and Furious Put to Shame
Thanks "Link" for this link ...
Holy Shnikes ....... or is that Schnikes .....
DJ Tells Suits to SHOVE IT
OMG - A friend reminded me of this ... did you ever want to tell your boss where to stick it? HAVE YOU? Feel free to blog anonymously.
This young jock in Florida - ON THE AIR - told the suits to CRAM IT. Now, I've never done that. Some say it is unprofessional. But a lot of "dislocated" employees LOVE this real piece of audio taken from the airwaves.
What do you think - and after listening to it, do you have any stories? You'll have to come back here to blog. Go to the main website and then audio vault.
www.richmichaels.com
This young jock in Florida - ON THE AIR - told the suits to CRAM IT. Now, I've never done that. Some say it is unprofessional. But a lot of "dislocated" employees LOVE this real piece of audio taken from the airwaves.
What do you think - and after listening to it, do you have any stories? You'll have to come back here to blog. Go to the main website and then audio vault.
www.richmichaels.com
Tuesday, February 22, 2011
Whackos 4 - lmao ... help ... I can't stop ...
I can't stop myself ... more people of WalMart ....This dude might want to put some of the cleaning fluid up his ass ...
Whackos III - People of WalMart
Breast Feeding on the Go ... I've seen everything. Push cart, Stop for a suck. Push cart, stop ....
WHACKOS IN THE NEWS II
By popular demand
Once again, we're reminded just how important underwear is. James Thompson, who was arrested Saturday in Anderson, South Carolina for exposing his genitals, blamed the accident on a combination of his shirt getting caught in his zipper and his failure to wear underpants. The 35-five-year-old man claimed his plumbing was visible because he doesn't wear underwear. He told the judge, quote, "My shirt got stuck in my zipper. I don't wear drawers. When I tried to put it back, it was too late." The judge was unsympathetic. He ordered Thompson to pay a 465 dollar fine or spend 30 days in jail. He also reminded him to either wear pants with a better zipper, or wear underpants.
....hmmmmm... seems like we have a theme going ....
AUSTRALIAN military police are hunting for a well endowed serial flasher nicknamed "Donkey Dong" who is terrorising underwear salespeople. The supposedly well-endowed flasher, who wears army uniform, has been labelled "Donkey Dong" by some city retailers. Several clothing and sporting retail outlets in the Mitchell Centre have been targeted over the past six months by the unidentified pervert, who calls shop assistants into the change room to see if his tight underwear "fits". "He has been in here four times and apparently he always tries on the same pair of red undies. I didn't really know what to say when he asked me if I thought they fitted him. "It looks real and it's so big, it winds all the way down his leg and I wasn't sure what to do so I just went and got him a bigger pair. "He got really nervous and was peeking out from the curtain. "We call him Donkey Dong in here. He never buys anything and walks out saying that everything in the shop is too small for him." Another favourite form of clothing for the serial flasher is bicycle pants, which reveal him in all his glory. One retailer who outfitted the man with a pair of bicycle pants recently said he revealed himself to her. After getting a good look, she believes the serial flasher may be using a stocking to fake his credentials. "It fell out of his pants and he said, `That's so embarrassing, it happens all the time'," she said.
WHACKO IN THE NEWS
dumbass ....
From the Nashua Sentinel:
January 31, 2011
Nashua, NH Police responded to a report of a car-tree collision south of Nashua, on Oakleaf Parkway, late Saturday afternoon.
The driver, 22 year old Andrew Mallek, had reportedly had lost sight of the road in Saturday afternoon's snowstorm and slid off from the roadway into a tree, which may have saved his life.
Hillsborough County officer Ted Allen was the first arrive at the scene of the accident, and noticed Mallek's 2001 Suzuki Esteem being held in place by a tree from continuing down a hill. Allen commented that Mallek's vehicle had struck the tree on the passenger side. Allen also noticed that Mallek's windshield wipers appeared to not be functioning properly, as the windshield was barely cleared when he arrived at the scene.
When questioned about the windshield, Mallek responded that due to his concern for the environment, he refused to use standard windshield washer fluid in his car, and opted to use plain water. When the temperatures dipped below freezing, the water froze and rendered his windshield washer system inoperable.
Mallek was cited for careless driving.
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