Thanks Ron G ....
A guy was hunting when a gust of wind blew, the gun fell over & discharged, shooting him in the genitals.
Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed, he was approached by his doctor.
" Well, sir, I have some good news & some bad news. The good news is that you are going to be OK. The damage was local to your groin, there was very little internal damage, & we were able to remove all of the buckshot ."
" What's the bad news?" asked the hunter .
"The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to your willy which left quite a few holes in it. I'm going to have to refer you to my sister."
" Well, I guess that isn't too bad ," the hunter replied . " Is your sister a plastic surgeon ?"
" Not exactly answered the doctor. "She's a flute player in the Boston Symphony Orchestra. She's going to teach you where to put your fingers so you don't piss in your eye ."
1 comment:
ha ha....
here's a joke.
do you know why bald men have holes in their pockets?
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