A hospital in the Republic of Ireland has set up an inquiry to investigate how a man pronounced dead was later found to be alive by morgue staff. The disabled patient, in his 30s, was being treated in Dublin's Mater Hospital on Easter Sunday when ward staff mistakenly certified his death. By the time the error was spotted his family had already been informed and were grieving for their loss. The man has since been released from hospital. A spokesman for the Mater said management have set up an inquiry. // IT'S THE 3 DAY RESURRECTION 'HAT TRICK' or HEY DOC, BUY A BETTER STETHOSCOPE ....
Authorities in Stuart, Florida, arrested Robert Talley on domestic battery after he allegedly threw his wife overboard during a boat trip. Investigators say Talley and his wife were having an argument on their boat when he suddenly tossed her overboard about a quarter of a mile from shore. Mrs. Talley treaded water until she was able to flag down a passing boat. She called police when she got back on dry land, but began to change her mind when she realized the police were going to arrest her husband. She told officers her husband did throw her overboard, but she had wanted to get off the boat anyway. Robert Talley was released after posting a five thousand dollar bond. // I DON'T KNOW, HE WAS HELPING HER GET STRENGTH TRAINING IN HER LEGS. SO SHE COULD LATER KICK HIS ASS .... Nice relationship ....
AH, THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING ... British resident Richard Carter's future as a traveling salesman is being threatened by a rare medical condition that has left him with a permanent erection for the past seven years. Carter tells the Sun newspaper he developed the rare condition after taking medication for panic attacks. The 34-year-old Carter says the condition made driving for a British fire extinguisher company sheer agony. // YOU WANNA SEE MY FIRE HOSE?? // His employer was debating whether he could continue in his salesman job or should take another position. // TAKE ANOTHER POSITION. THAT'S FUNNY, RIGHT THERE. In an interview with the newspaper, Carter said, quote, "Some may think it's good to have an erection for that long, but I was often in terrible pain. I had to wear knee-length coats in summer to hide it..." // RON JEREMY, EAT YOUR, uh, HEART OUT .....
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