Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Aaarrrrr!! Smokey the Stabber!

A man stabbed a woman in the head with a pencil on the subway during morning rush hour Tuesday after she complained that he lit a cigarette inside the car.   The man and the woman had gotten into an argument over the lit cigarette when the man pulled out a pencil and stabbed her in the head.  //  HELL, THAT'S FOREPLAY IN CHARLOTTE!

Passengers ran to alert the conductor after the train pulled into the station.

The woman was taken to the hospital, where she was treated for a minor flesh wound.  //  IT'S ONLY A FLESH WOUND!"  (name that movie)

2 comments:

Unknown said...

I remember the quote it's only a flesh wound from two movies. Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and from Eric Idle in National Lampoons European Vacation.

Rich Michaels said...

Yes, either way, Eric Idle (sic?) .... bring out yer dead!!! ..