End on a funny .....

I know, we all hate big guv .... but a little credit to the TROUTMOUTHS at the State .... There are good people who really try.  This was in my email:

The Six Phases of Being Employed with the Government:    



Phase  1
You  are listening to jazz -- Your first  day at work is great.  Your fellow co-workers are  wonderful, your office is cute, and you love your clients!


Phase  2
You  are listening to pop music --  After a while you are so busy that you are not sure if you're coming or going anymore.

Phase  3
You  are listening to heavy metal --  This is what you feel like after ONE month.

Phase  4
You  are listening to hip hop --  You become  bloated due to stress, you're gaining weight due  to lack of exercise because you are so tired and  have so much work to do and, when you do get home, you feel sluggish and suffer from constipation.  Your fellow co-workers are too cheerful for your liking, your clients don't understand a word you say and the walls of your office are closing in.  

Phase  5
You  are listening to GANGSTA RAP --  After more  time passes, your eyes start to twitch and you forget what a 'good hair day' feels like as you just fall out of bed and load up on caffeine.

Phase  6
You are listening to the voices in your head - You are going to be furloughed for 2 weeks w/o pay, and will not receive a raise for five years, so ...You have locked your office door to keep people out.  You wonder WHY you are even here in the first place and WHY you became a government employee!