WoW

Ever Feel Like Her?  (the one behind the wheel?)  lolololol ....

Book to Understanding Women

Good Luck!

JOKE TIME

Thanks Ron G ....


A guy was hunting when a gust of wind blew, the gun fell over & discharged, shooting him in the genitals.
 
Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed, he was approached by his doctor.
 
" Well, sir, I have some good news & some bad news. The good news is that you are going to be OK. The damage was local to your groin, there was very little internal damage, & we were able to remove all of the buckshot ."
 
" What's the bad news?" asked the hunter .
 
"The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to your willy which left quite a few holes in it. I'm going to have to refer you to my sister."
 
" Well, I guess that isn't too bad ," the hunter replied . " Is your sister a plastic surgeon ?"
 
" Not exactly answered the doctor. "She's a flute player in the Boston Symphony Orchestra. She's going to teach you where to put your fingers so you don't piss in your eye ."

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Just look at yourself!!!!

Lightning Strikes Man Twice

With deep gratitude to Link Hubbard for doing my work for me.  THIS video is unbelievable.  Guy slammed with lightning twice?  So much for that theory .... Do you think this is doctored?   What about the taller objects around them there, Ben Franklin tough guy, eh?  WTH?  Too many keys on his keychain?  Takes a knockin' and keeps on rockin'?   After watching this and those tornadoes a few weeks ago, I'm giving up my second job as storm chaser.   Captions welcome if you care to blog .....

Yikes!

Afraid to fly, then don't look at this.  This never should have happened.  Flying into a cumulonimbus?  Hello!!!!  That's a THUNDERHEAD!   They make hail and tornadoes and will kill you.  I used to fly and hated rain, let alone any distant flash of light?  FORGET IT.  Avoid at all costs. 


http://www.aviationchatter.com/2011/05/when-full-thrust-isnt-enough-a-sobering-look-at-delta-flight-191/

Staff Meetings

Drunk in the Jungle ...

This is like "Mad Men" at the Zoo .... Outrageous

Failed Marriage - and Surviving

from The Daily Beast ... which took it from Newsweek .... which now I have taken ....

Tired of feeling beat up over a failed marriage?  This is cool....

In this week’s Newsweek, Betty White on the two bad marriages that led her to true love.
I’ve had two bad marriages, and I don’t like to think of them as good mistakes. They were traumatizing to go through. You really feel like a failure when your marriage doesn’t work. But they did make me appreciate it when the perfect one came along.
Betty White. Credit: David Livingston / Getty Images
Back in those days—I’m pushing 90—you didn’t sleep with a fella unless you married him. It was during World War II and I met this P-38 pilot, which was terribly romantic, and we were going to live just up the coast from Los Angeles. He didn’t tell me he got mustered out, so instead of going up to our apartment in Santa Maria, we had to drive to Belle Center, Ohio, a town of 800 people. Belle Center was a chicken farm. We were living with his mom and dad, and they would send me out to kill a chicken to bring it in for dinner. I said, “No way!” That was a real trauma because I’m such an animal nut. I couldn’t hack it, so I split and came back to California. We were married eight months, and it was a very bad mistake early on.
Then I met a wonderful man, Lane Allen. He was a theatrical agent, and we had a couple of very good years. But he wanted me to stop working. He didn’t want me to be in show business. When you have a calling you have to follow it, so I made the choice, blew the marriage, and I’ve never regretted it.

Because of the two divorces, I felt like such a failure. I have a tendency to take everything as my fault, and I kept kicking myself for agreeing to marry them.

Because of the two divorces, I felt like such a failure. I have a tendency to take everything as my fault, and I kept kicking myself for agreeing to marry them. Then I met Allen Ludden. He was enthusiastic about everything. He was intellectually wonderful. He was silly. He was romantic. He knew how to court a lady. Eventually, he wouldn’t even say hello—he’d say, “Will you marry me?” And I’d say, “No way!” He was hosting the game show Password in New York and I was living in California, and I said, “No way will I get married again.” I kept saying no for a year. Finally, Easter came along. He sent me a white stuffed bunny with diamond earrings clipped to its ears and a card that said, “Please Say Yes?” So when I answered the phone that night, I didn’t say hello, I just said, “Yes.” Even long after we were married, he’d call me up during the day and ask me out on a date. He’d barbecue a chicken. We’d have a glass of wine, put on a stack of records, and dance. Now, that’s silly for an old married couple—and a far cry from my first marriage, in terms of chickens—but it worked.

http://www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-and-stories/2011-05-16/betty-white-my-favorite-mistake-is-two-divorces/

Arnolds Love Child

Please. Like you're surprised?  The Terminator was The Insemenator?  Why now, Maria?  What straw broke the lonely wife's back?  Awnold has been Awnold (according to the rags) all along.  So I'm curious what finally convinced her?  The Right Wing Morality Police are out in full force this week.  HELLO?  NEWT?  Comments?   We're all human and we're fracked up.  When does the mothers book come out ...

Picture of the love child ....

I think I'll just stay on unemployment ....

Wow am I the stupid one ... protecting my savings and brown-bagging it and using the crock pot because I'm a CHEAP s.o.b.  ..... This one will make you vomit .....